The Wife Has Whipped
The Wife has whipped up some amazing, amazing cookies. I would invite you all over to try them, but I want them all to myself.
Speaking of The Wife, a few of you have expressed your reservations over my use of the term itself. Allow me to counter by saying that it is much less possessive and no more objectifying than referring to one's spouse as "my wife."
Plus, it's just plain amusing. Get your own blog and give it a try.