If you're an early

If you're an early riser, and if you live in San Francisco, you might want to check out the tumbleweed in South Park at 6:00am. According to the press release from Nowhere.com, "former high-tech employees [will] spread tumbleweeds throughout South Park, giving it a final goodbye." No, South Park isn't going anywhere. It's just that someone feels the need to create some more melodrama around the whole dotcom thing.

In a ceremony meant to pay last respects to the dead so that the spirit of San Francisco can grow into the future, in the same area that was once home to companies like Organic, BigBook and Vivid, a load of tumbleweeds, dispersed from the belly of a 17-foot truck, will pepper the streets and sidewalks of the now desolate Multimedia Gulch.

No word on the validity of this press release, but if you happen to run into any tumbleweed tomorrow, let us know.