They Found Me

If you have a Web site and haven't analyzed your logfiles yet, I highly recommend doing so right away. For how else would I have discovered that members of the US Social Security Administration have visited my site recently? Oh yes, it's true:

128: 0.37%: s00dab8.ssa.gov
86: 0.20%: s00dad2.ssa.gov
148: 0.38%: s00ded0.ssa.gov
304: 1.05%: s3abab9.ssa.gov

As those lines from the log analysis reveal, at least four people -- or one person on four different computers, or four different computer applications -- have accessed this site a total of 666 times. Yes, 666. Now, I'm not one to believe in underworld numerology, but that's just uncanny.

My best guess is that this has something to do with my recent lament over the sad state of the Social Security system. If so, would one of you SSA folks please respond and tell us once and for all: How do you plan to repay us young folk when you've spent all that money we gave you out of our paychecks?