Buried at the bottom of an article about the University of Pennsylvania's commencement ceremonies:
Comedian Yakov Smirnoff, who earned a master's degree in positive psychology, was among the approximately 6,000 graduates.
"In America, Jodie Foster speaks at your university's commencement ceremony. In Soviet Russia, your university jails you for seeing a Jodie Foster movie! Haa!"
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