that time of year

I'm adopting a new strategy for my Christmas shopping this year. Everyone's just getting whatever shows up in my Amazon.com Gold Box, in the order it shows up:

Merry Christmas, Honey, it's a Black & Decker Auto Clamp!

Dad, it sounds like the Pike Street Flannel Sheet Set in Holiday Patterns would be right up your alley!

Mom, you're going to need batteries for that Norelco Multi-Trim All Purpose Groomer.

Uncle Gupta, if you really don't like that Pike Street Wraparound Throw in Three Colors, I'm sure you can trade with the nephews for their copy of Mystics and Messiahs: Cults and New Religions in America.

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I really have to reset my Amazon account.