a horn has become bare when i dropped it

Sure, "lost in translation" instructional text is old news. But damn, it's funny -- especially when you come across a "trouble shooting q&a" for a wooden tissue box that you just received from Japan.

That's right, it's just a box, made out of wood, with a hole in it for your Kleenex. (Direct all inquiries about why the original box that Kleenex comes in is no good to the Wife, please.) Nonetheless, there is a troubleshooting guide for this box. And it contains some of my favorite lines ever written in the English language:

Q: I have changed color when I touched it in the water.

A: I am not limited to the painting and attach all products to water, and please do not hang it on fire.

That's actually pretty good advice.

Q: I want to let strength of a combination part be more solid.

A: I have enough strength, but it is trouble... In addition, on that occasion I do not bear one slice of responsibility about a change of color and deformity, the damage that occurred in us.