Archive for May, 2004

Egads

To: Amit Asaravala, Thank you for your support and friendship as a Charter Member from California. With your help we can make America stronger, safer and more prosperous. Best Wishes, Laura Bush, George Bush.

Making a donation to the Bush campaign in my name is either the cleverest joke or the most patient jab anyone has ever unleashed upon me. Bravo, you bastard. Whoever you are.

(And a side note: What happened to Bush’s wedding ring?)

(Update: The ring is actually there, but it’s barely visible. Oh well.)

arnold

Today, I used the phrase it’s not a tumor without invoking Arnold Schwarzenegger.