it’s just string, people

I’m sorry, how much does that say floss costs? Why doesn’t someone just start selling floss at, like, $1.00 — which is still a huge profit margin for what is essentially some string run through a bit of wax — and make a killing?
I’ve got like eight packs of the Glide floss with scrubbing bubbles, if you want some. Thanks, Costco!
This seems a tad bit excessive now that you’ve brought it up. It’s thing like this that make me pay attention in this progressively consumer population. I’m just going to stalk up at the dentist every six months from now on. Keep writing! You come up with great content and I want more.